...when you grow up insha'allah and ask me where your 4th month post went, I'm going to say it's vanished to where your sleep has gone.
WHAT is going on with your sleep?! You're waking me up a crazy number of times every night and I know there's a 4 month sleep regression but no one I know seems to have it this bad. You better straighten your sleep because your 5th month post is hanging in the balance!
We'll be taking your first train ride today Allah. Have some pity on the other passengers and please, let me sleep.